John Sisler

Author: John Sisler

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  • Code Monkey

    I have been waiting 10 years since this song came out to work for someone named Rob who asked me to build a login page; close enough a guy named Tony did and it won an award.

    This song has been my ringtone since I have had a smartphone.

    All of Johnathan Coultan (JoCo)’s content is on his wiki page including free song downloads, lyrics, and guitar tabs.

     

    Code Monkey get up get coffee
    Code Monkey go to job
    Code Monkey have boring meeting
    With boring manager Rob
    Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
    But his output stink
    His code not “functional” or “elegant”
    What do Code Monkey think?
    Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
    Code Monkey not say it out loud
    Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

    Code Monkey like Fritos
    Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
    Code Monkey very simple man
    With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
    Code Monkey like you
    Code Monkey like you

    Code Monkey hang around at front desk
    Tell you sweater look nice
    Code Monkey offer buy you soda
    Bring you cup, bring you ice
    You say no thank you for the soda cause
    Soda make you fat
    Anyway you busy with the telephone
    No time for chat
    Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
    Code Monkey not thinking so straight
    Code Monkey not feeling so great

    Code Monkey like Fritos
    Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
    Code Monkey very simple man
    With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
    Code Monkey like you
    Code Monkey like you a lot

    Code Monkey have every reason
    To get out this place
    Code Monkey just keep on working
    See your soft pretty face
    Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
    Take bath, take nap
    This job “fulfilling in creative way”
    Such a load of crap
    Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
    Code Monkey just waiting for now
    Code Monkey say someday, somehow

    Code Monkey like Fritos
    Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
    Code Monkey very simple man
    With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
    Code Monkey like you
    Code Monkey like you

     

  • FOTC – Business Time

  • Bulldogium

    Bulldogium (from Greek οὐ ὀσμή ou osme, “can’t smell”) is a chemical element with symbol Bd and atomic number 104. It is a fat, furry, brownish-white transition substance. Bulldogium is the densest element, with a density of 122.59 g/cm3. It bonds exceptionally well with humans as well as anything edible, particularly cheeses.

    Bulldogium is the newest defined element and is slightly more dense than Osmium which makes bulldogium it the densest substance on earth.

     

     

  • Bulldog Videos

  • The Quantum Universe (And Why Anything That Can Happen, Does)

    The subatomic realm has a reputation for weirdness, spawning any number of profound misunderstandings, journeys into Eastern mysticism, and woolly pronouncements on the interconnectedness of all things.

  • Slipper has a New Home

    Slipper has a New Home

    I am proud to know the author Tess Rixen.  This is an outstanding work about experiences we all go through as children either moving house, changing schools or entering other established situations as a newcomer.

    While Slipper is a small little cat, new to the world, she is not afraid of exploring! Still, this new house feels big and lonely, and Slipper feels a bit scared. She needs to muster up the courage to go outside and speak to someone, and befriend someone as well. How will Slipper get over her fear of this new place and make friends?

    “Slipper has a New Home” is the first in a series of Slipper and Friends books by Tess Rixen, a thirteen-year-old author who devotes most of her time to writing, and only writing. Here, Slipper tells of the hard transition of moving from an old home into a new one.

    Also, check out the Slipper and Friends website that has a special article to meet Bella the bulldog who inspired the character in the book.

  • Tao Te Ching

    Lao Tzu, translated loosely as ‘old boy’ was never compelled to try and name that which cannot be named until he was leaving his town and a young man asked the master to help him understand how to live life. Lao Tzu postponed leaving until this book was completed.

  • The Power of Now

    This is the book that helped me put A New Earth into a practical perspective.

  • A New Earth

    Profound book by Eckhardt Tolle recommended by my good friend C-Foss, to whom I am indebted.